Recap-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S4.E3 “America’s Next Top Paddy’s Billboard Model Contest” (September 25, 2008)

itsalwayssunny 403 300x199 Recap Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia S4.E3 Americas Next Top Paddys Billboard Model Contest (September 25, 2008)

Frank tells the crew that the bar is hemorrhaging money quickly because many of them are wasting money. Dee bought a $6,000 camcorder because she wants to be a YouTube star. Frank buys something that is actually a business expense, a billboard. The gang tries to come up with an idea for it but Charlie’s are horrible. He is kicked off the team so he decides to help Dee make her viral video. Frank just wants two gorgeous models with him in the middle. Mac agrees with the concept, just not the Frank in the middle part. Dennis agrees and calls him ugly.

Dee’s viral video doesn’t go so great so on the second take Charlie throws a volleyball at her head as fast as he can. He explains that internet viewers want to see pain and injuries. Paddy’s holds a casting call for the billboard and they get plenty of hot girls. Frank brings in some “beefcake” since Mac and Dennis didn’t think he was good enough. Dennis thinks he should be the one in the middle but after seeing Frank’s guys, even Mac knows he “isn’t a stallion anymore.”

Dee’s video ideas continue to suck. Dennis enters the “Paddy’s Next First Top Model Contest” since he still thinks he has a well-chiseled body. After watching the latest video, Charlie finds Dee’s video diary. Mac thinks he could fall in love with one of the models so he decides to do a “Bachelor”-esque contest. Meanwhile, Frank will take care of the dudes.

Dee now resorts to an Asian stereotype character. While doing the video, someone recognizes her. It turns out that Charlie uploaded her video diary and named her “PatheticGirl43.” She is very upset at first but when Charlie shows her that she has 80,000 hits she quickly calms down. Mac “interviews” the models but just uses this as an excuse to get in the pants of many of them. Dennis struggles with Frank’s challenges and eventually quits. Now that Dee is aware of her popularity, her videos start to suffer because she acts too much like an actress. Dennis tells Dee and Charlie that he wants to buy his own billboard to show off his well-tuned body. Charlie has a better idea. He makes a video of PatheticGirl43 and Dennis but Greenman comes on the scene and kicks Dennis in the nether regions.

Mac tells the three remaining models that he has learned things from one of them. However, he gives shamrocks (a replacement for The Bachelor’s roses) to two models that both banged him and banged each other. The sweet model calls him a dick. It doesn’t matter anyway who was picked anyway since Frank put himself on the billboard anyway after Dennis and Mac called him ugly.

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