Before I begin the recap I have to show you this hilarious (at least for me and all the Kiss Ass haters out there) video. The fun starts at the 2 minute mark of the video when Kiss Ass makes a fool out of himself. I know, I’m awful for enjoying this.
Reaction to Michelle and Ollie’s Eviction/Around the House: Kiss Ass knows his alliance is going down one by one. Memphis is happy Michelle is gone since she thought she deserved the money so much more than anyone else. Dan knows now that he has won 2 POV’s and an HOH in the last week, nobody will continue to believe that he is weak. Kiss Ass just wants to be talked to this week. He starts annoying Renny who doesn’t like talking to him since they have nothing in common. The Renegades think that now that Kiss Ass is the only outsider remaining, its clear sailing.
Fun in the House: Renny apparently doesn’t understand time zones. She keeps thinking that if it is 8 PM in the house, it is 10 PM in her home state of Louisiana. Dan tries to explain that it is actually 6 o’clock but she thinks he is kidding. Keesha’s laugh is one of a kind. Dan compares it to a hyena’s laugh. All of the houseguests have fun mocking it.
HoH Competition: The game is a mix between the “on what day did x happen” with the usual skill shot game (this time in the form of ski ball). The houseguests must roll their ball as close to the day # that certain events happened as they can. Dan dominates early but Kiss Ass closes on the fourth and fifth questions. Dan then has the worst luck ever when his ball rolls away from his targeted slot not once, but twice. This puts him way off and Kiss Ass wins the competition.
Strategy: The only real strategizing comes from Dan and Memphis. Dan suggests that Memphis try to make a deal with Kiss Ass. Its okay if one of them are on the block but it would be a disaster if both are put up. Memphis asks for safety but Kiss Ass wants him to promise to take him to the final two. Memphis agrees to this. Kiss Ass reveals that Dan is his target and Memphis plays along that that is okay in his book.
Nominations: Kiss Ass tells the houseguests that his nominations aren’t personal than goes ahead and nominates “two people who put him on the block,” Keesha and Dan. Keesha is just a pawn to get rid of Dan.
