Ugly Betty S3.E6 Ugly Berry
Wilhelmina: “Claire Meade setting us straight like a poor man’s Sally Field.”
Ignacio: “I left Mexico so my family didn’t have to sell fruit on the street.”
Wilhelmina: “That’s ambition for you. It can even come in little brown packages.”
Hilda: “I can’t have my clients see you in your grumpy old man clothes.”
Betty: “She brings out this die where I want to scratch her eyes out.”
Amanda: “We need kill her.”
Marc: “No we need her fired.”
Betty: “Your boyfriend is getting cheese on my couch.”
Amanda: “We need to distract her (Betty). Does anyone have a six foot hoogie?”
Grey’s Anatomy S5.E6 Life During Wartime
Christina: “I am not getting involved with another attending.”
Bailey: “Next time you will know to bring an ugly doll.”
Owen: “Who wants two pigs.”
Christina to Lexie: “Stop petting the pig.”
Derek: “Rambo’s out of control.”
Christina: “I’m not Dr. Doolittle.”
The Office S5.E5 Employee Transfer
Pam: “I can’t take off my hat because I will then look like Hitler.”
Dwight: “If someone who can barely outsell Phyllis can get in it must not be that hard.”
30 Rock S3.E1 Do-Over
Jack: “I heard that theme park fire didn’t exactly destroy what it was supposed to.”
Liz: “Stop sending replies to your stalker.”
Tracy: “Let’s go shopping. To the Batmobile.”
Devin: “It’s now just G. I sold the E to Samsung.”
Smallville S8.E7 Identity
Jimmy: “Did I just hear you give Clark Kent a compliment?”
Oliver: “Sometimes even superheroes need to take a vacation.”
Clark: “Don’t ever wear that cape again. It looked ridiculous.”
Supernatural S4.E7 It’s the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester
Sam: “For us everyday is Halloween.”
Dean: “He was so vanilla that he made vanilla spicy.”
Dean: “If you were a 600 year old hag wouldn’t you want to come back as a hot cheerleader?”
Dean: “Okay Betty Crocker. What does that mean?”
Dean: “Zombie ghost orgy. That’s it, I’m torching everyone.”
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia S4.E10 Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Charlie: “I didn’t know women could have heart attacks.”
Interviewer: “I’ve never seen two people share a resume before.”
Charlie: “We’re not going to be fired since we already have been.”
My Name is Earl S4.E8 Little Bad Voodo Brother
Crabman: “I swear I didn’t order him.”
Randy: “Your talking in your high pitched lying voice.”
Randy: “Oh no. THose are voodo dolls of you and a fat guy with stains on his shirt.”
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