Eli Stone S2.E3 Unwritten
Taylor: “Did I just miss some Matt Dowd zinger?”
Eli: “You got vision fever.”
Dr. Chen: “Like the Budhist version of the X-Files.”
Eli: “I already have parental consent.”
Patti: “You star 69′d God?”
Maggie: “Your dad could see the future?”
Eli: “I heard the judges decided you haven’t lost all your screws.”
Jeff (lawyer Eli handed Supreme Court case off to): “Are you about to be indicted?”
Eli: “I was curious if George Lucas was going to make anymore sequels.”
Greek S2.E10 Hell Week
Cappie: “It’s like baseball without the bases or balls.”
Beaver: “He killed those poor fishies.”
Casey: “You smell like dog poo.”
Cappie: “Max is having an emotional affair with his World of Warcraft teammate?”
Cappie: “Hark, I would recognize that girlish scream anywhere.”
House S5.E6 Joy
Taub: “He may be the exception, but you are pretty messed up.”
Thirteen (about House): “And you’re obnoxious.”
House: “Oh my God, you’re right.”
Taub: “He’s having sleep sex.”
Taub: “You want us to score cocaine.”
House: “Can you remove spleens with your mind as well?”
House: “I need a genetic disorder.”
Wilson: “You must already have a couple.”
Scare Tactics S3.E12 Blood Bath
Shawna: “Is this even legal?”
Tracy Morgan: “Somebody has been playing with the wrong rocks.”
Tracy Morgan: “Whose afraid of the pretty dollies?”
Frank TV S2.E2 Damn Frankies
Charles Barkley: “This is Dennis Rodman crazy.”
John Madden: “Don’t do it Brett!”
John Madden: “Your in field goal range of my heart.”
