Quotable (October 28th, 2008)

Chuck S2.E5 Chuck Vs. Tom Sawyer

Captain Awesome: “It does wonders for you wang.”

Chuck: “You actually want me to talk to Jeff?”

Ellie: “Creepy serial killer Jeff?”

Jeff: “I could be enticed to a dozen beers.”

Jeff: “I am going to slip into my drinking pants.”

Chuck (after Jeff tells Chuck he needs to show him something): “Please don’t be a porno.”

Casey: “What’s up with bad guys and vans?” Casey

Casey: “If he pukes on my interior he will wish that we left him with the terrorists.”

Chuck: “The world’s not going to end today. I’ve got eliable sources.”

Chuck (to Morgan): “I’m going to have to borrow your girlfriend.”

Ellie: “Do you think my brother is on drugs?”

Sara: “What does it feel like to be a hero Bartowski?”

Heroes S3.E7 Eris Quod Sum

Hiro: “I say many crazy things.”

Ando: “What can be worse than the end of the world.”

Arthur: “Until you change that attitude your grounded.”

Arthur (asked about why he faked his death): “Have you met their mother?”

HRG: “I told you not to touch anything.”

Elle: “It’s nice to know you’re as messed up as I am.”

My Own Worst Enemy S1.E3 Hello Henry

Terrorist (to Henry/Edward): “I never knew you were such an unstable man.”

Gossip Girl S2.E8 Pret-a-Poor-J

Blair: “I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch.”

Chuck (about Blair’s perfume): “It smells a little like desperation.”

Chuck: “I’m bored and you ruined my pants.”

Blair: “I’ll let you know what happens.”
Dan: “Hopefully not.”

Gossip Girl: “Jenny is caught in her knicker by her knight in shining armani.”