The Big Bang Theory S2.E6 The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Leonard: “I weep for the future of science.”
Leonard: “If you can talk to them you can date them.”
Sheldon: “Apparently I’m getting a free diner.”
Leonard: “The viewing area is over there.”
Penny: “Oh come on, we’ll be quiet.”
Penny: “Thanks for the nightmares.”
Leslie: “I’ll let you keep your lunch money today.”
Penny: “The only way I could explain it is in a therapists office with dolls.”
Sheldon: “How can I argue with me?”
Sheldon: “You want me to share credit. Get out.”
Gossip Girl S2.E9 There Might Be Blood
Gossip Girl: “I spy something with my little eye someone getting busted.”
Chuck: “It looks like you just hooked a bass.”
Gossip Girl: “Spotted. Chuck taking the bait. Jail bait.”
Serena: “You are not blackmailing that woman into Yale.”
Chuck: “I think your virgin is making a break for it.”
Gossip Girl: “Poor Jenny. All that glamour almost lead to the slammer.”
Serena: “At least this way you won’t go to hell.”
How I Met Your Mother S4.E6 Happily Ever After
Barney: “Maybe Stella made the right call.”
Barney: “I didn’t realize you would be home.”
Barney: “I’d maybe get under that table.”
Barney: “Were would Ted’s nuts be?”
Barney: “Poor thing having to grow up in Canada.”
Prison Break S4.E9 Greatness Achieved
Sucre: “You want to give him some milk and cookies while we’re at it?”
Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles S2.E7 Brothers of Nablus
Cameron: “We should move to Canada.”
Sarah: “I’d start with a broom.”
Cameron: “No one likes a nag.”
Kacy: “What about Cameron?”
John: “She’s not really into food.”
Two and a Half Men S6.E6 It’s Always Nazi Week
Charlie: “Don’t take the leaving part away.”
Charlie: “I’m not going to last 3 months.”
Alan: “Why did you do that?”
Charlie: “I get bored.”
Charlie: “Staple guns don’t staple guns to tables. Idiots do.”
Charlie: “You got a little evil on your face.”
Alan: “I was in never ever land.”
Worst Week S1.E6 The Ring
Melanie: “You got the wrong grandma.”
Melanie: “I have dreams of it (an ugly wedding dress) being torn apart by wolves.”
Melanie: “It’s like an itchy, poofy prison.”
