
Amazing Race S13.E6 Please Hold While I Singe My Skull
Nick: “What are you doing over there Captain America?”
Toni: “You have a fire on your head. That’s insane.”
Brothers and Sisters S3.E6 Bakersfield
Rebeca: “I can’t take you serious with that robe on.”
Kitty: “We’re running away from Holly!”
Kevin: “You want me to congratulate you on firing me?”
Nora: “Don’t hey mom me. What the hell happened?”
Desperate Housewives S5.E6 There’s Always a Woman
Lynett: “I was going to start with what the hell.”
Lynette: “It is pretty dumb but not nearly as bad as I was expecting.”
Gaby: “For that amount of money she can lock you up in a cage with peanuts.”
McClusky’s Sister: “You better be dying.”
Tom: “I have nothing but beer in my fridge.”
Susan: “Bad timing. The mailman’s in the tub.”
Family Guy S7.E4 Baby Not On Board
Adam West: “There’s nothing like a good suit massage.”
Peter: “Yeah, you’re letting me be myself.”
The Simpsons S20.E4 Treehouse of Horror XIX
Homer: “The toaster’s never lied to me before.”
Apu: “You’ve made the nacho machine cry.”
Lawyer: “Mr. Simpson, you have quite a talent for killing celebrities.”
Milhouse: “Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?”
















